Wednesday, September 8, 2010

MASS ART

So my first week of Massart started and I haven't dropped out yet! Yay! I'm so proud. It's been orientation all week and I think I have walked more this past week then I ever have in my whole life. Except for that one time in NYC when I had to walk to Grand Central and my sister Alice hogged the stroller the WHOLE TIME. Just because she was 2 years younger. And also she is mean.

Anyway, I have decided to list my goals and things I want to accomplish while I am at Massart. So here is my list:

1. Get tattoos all over my body. And piercings. Everywhere. Like a real art student.

2. Get a really super hot boyfriend named something like "Steel" or "Flame" who wears leather and drives a motorcycle and has a scar somewhere on his super hot bod from a knife fight because he "didn't like the way that guy was looking me"

3. Get a new boyfriend after the other one goes to rehab. This one will be super sensitive and will wear glasses, but will still be super hot, like Clark Kent. He will probably be named something like Artemis or Terry or something. He will love to knit and cook for kids who can't read good. But he will have dark side, like Batman because his dad was killed by someone in the Australian mafia and so he will be secretly consumed by revenge. Basically he's like SuperBatman.

4. Then get a boyfriend named Paolo who won't speak any English but is a passionate dancer.

5. Avoid getting mugged by the scary bus people that all have such sad eyes

7. Join a band called "Shades of Satan" or "Death Robot Ninja Killaz"

8. Start a novel but then decide not to finish it because even if I did finish it and got a publisher, society just "wouldn't get it" because of it's immeasurable profoundness.

That's my list so far, but I'm sure it will get much longer as the weeks go by. I'll post a picture of my first tattoo when I get it next week! (Just kidding dad!!! ....Or am I?)